Defining Our Terms

1. Tool: Here's one Urban Dictionary definition of "tool," the one I had in mind when referring to Dane Cook:

someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.

To find out more, I suggest watching Tool Academy (all new season on now!) to see our heroes in action:


2. Fugly: uh, rather ugly. Moe Szyslak has been called a few variations of this term.

3. Hipster: Urban Dictionary's entry is OK, but I like Wikipedia's entry on this term. If you want to find/become a hipster, try this helpful handbook.

4. Howard: An alien duck who saves the world. Duh.


Did I forget any terms? Let me know!